Royal Wedding Humour

So This May Not Be AS Funny Now Because It Was All In The Moment But Its Still Pretty Damn Good And I Thought i'd Share With Ya'll Jus How Fun My Twitter Feed Is :-)

@Mr_Trevs Apa I'm late for the #royalwedding futi. Arggh Eliza won't be happy with me

about 17 hours ago via ÜberSocial

@Chrisposure Some of these hats look like satellites.. Smh!!

about 14 hours ago via ÜberSocial

@MissGuguBaby But how can u walk into a shop & u know ur going to a 'royal wedding' and u proceed to purchase a shit hat like that don't vex me

about 17 hours ago via ÜberSocial

Kakakaka, that's why it's being broadcasted on so many channels :) RT @Chrisposure: Some of these hats look like satellites.. Smh!!

about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@musiquegirl saka are there vaperekedzi at this item?

about 16 hours ago via web

@DaDutchessHazel Ko how unimportant are the people in the kombis...?? #RoyalWedding.

about 16 hours ago via Mobile Web

@crouchvusani: wat!!!!! #twimboz i jus saw a ZUPCO bus at the royal wedding.....

about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@OfficialKojo Girls are looking out for the outfits, guys are respecting the whips! #RoyalWedding

about 16 hours ago via web

@Tsh3la cos you BLACKS are a problem.. Pagers going off, stomach rumbles!! RT @Shimmicoco: Ko there are no blackies at this wedding how racist #icant

@OzoneBeats oww snap.. just saw a black person! and he wasn't part of the catering staff either #RoyalWedding

about 16 hours ago via web

@crouchvusani OMG i saw Osama at the Royal wedding!!!He has a bag....wats in it??? *panics*

about 16 hours ago via Mobile Web

@mrLethario I hope John Terry is NOWHERE near this wedding....trust him2 ruin the day and sleep with Kate Middleton!! #MrStealYourWife

about 16 hours ago via web

@yahya_tj Na -sisi.. Ka. RT @tari_mg: Just seen Elton John and husband who did they leave the baby with ??

about 17 hours ago via ÜberSocial

@ThatKindaPartyBwahahaha, cause he is :) RT @itspaidaa: Elton John is walking like an old lady. #royalWedding

about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@Chrisposure Gordon Brown n Tony Blair bounced?? How did Mr. Bean get in??

about 17 hours ago via ÜberSocial

@_Mzimkulu_ I hope Chelsea brought her A-game. Harry might just find a nice bridesmaid, and our economy could use the lobola..

about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck

@KevyKevyG Chelsy Davy wekuZimbabwe anyadzisa veduwe dhirezi rake iro rekuEdgars hazvizi

about 17 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@NiseyMiyake They could've at least invited Tsvangirai nhai #RoyalWedding

about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPad

@NiseyMiyake How did the foreign secretary's wife break her leg????? She shoulda stayed at home. Kuda mafaro veduwe! #RoyalWedding

about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPad

@Christiana1987 Nick Clegg's wife outfit contains too many contrary elements. Obviously taking the 'coalition' theme into her outfits. Fail.

@_Mzimkulu_ I hope all my African sisters are watching, noticing how Kate is not getting her nails done at the time she sposd to be at the Church...

about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck

@DaDutchessHazel How old is this William bloke nhai?? Coz his Kate daije is 6 years away from dried ovaries.

about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck

@Miz_T_87 So these guys get 2look lyk they got their wedding outfits from a fancy dress shop & b called 'very smart' #NdodawoRoyalty!

about 16 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@crouchvusani Vana maiguru vabika Rice here uko!!!

about 17 hours ago via Mobile Web

@ThatKindaParty @BigJooceBabaaay hahahaha I want 2 see GUMBO!!!! Nah im playing, I dunno, all I know is that item ain't sh*t, I'm not jizzin

@BigJooceBabaaay @ThatKindaParty yah I knooow!My wifes item has to show Gumbo!Even some cleavage!Time time she must jus jaul in a bad ass freekum dress! LoL!

about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ThatKindaParty

@BigJooceBabaaay kakakaka I hear u tho, my item is gon come out titties lyk Boom Saa lyk BAAAAM!!!! Face on a Trilly :)

about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BigJooceBabaaay

@ThatKindaParty So I take it the last tym Katie was in the bhawa was exactly that, the last tym

about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@ThatKindaParty Someone should knock up that Pipa daije, watopinda one Tyyyyym!!! Who is up 4 it ?? :)

about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@BigJooceBabaaay Okay,most of this whooooooole congregation of women could probably get it!They all rich and\or famous yo! Let's be real!#ThirstyRoyalwedding

about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@ThatKindaParty And then someone jus does a BOO when it's quiet lyk that :)

about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@OzoneBeats lmaooooo RT @ImToBlame Harry looking at that nigga like "You sure you wanna marry this hoe bruh?"

about 16 hours ago via web

@boneless_tooth Someone keep an eye on the queen she seems to be drifting away! #lol #teamRoyalWedding

about 15 hours ago via ÜberSocial

@ruvimbo_pupu s/o to the bald patch on prince williams head having a ceremony of its own!

about 15 hours ago via web

@NiseyMiyake: She keeps looking at that hairline!!! Looooool!!!

about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@Christiana1987 Women going on about William's bald patch are missing the bigger picture. Bet they've got boyfriends with lots of hair but no money. Idiots.

about 16 hours ago via web

@NiseyMiyake Lord, why would you par Prince William's hairline like that?? He's a Prince! An actual Prince!

about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPad

@jacquie_nuj Harry how bout you give William some damn hair? This is unacceptable!

about 16 hours ago via ÜberSocial

@NiseyMiyake For richer and, well...for richer" duh, they are royalty!

about 15 hours ago via ÜberSocial

@ThatKindaParty On my wedding when I'm asked "do u take" Ima be lyk DIRRRRRK!!!!! :)

about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhon

@OrdinaryK If you're engaged and your fiancée is watching this the price of your wedding has just doubled if not tripled #late

about 15 hours ago via ÜberSocial

@Queen_UK One does wish Nick Clegg would stop winking at me.

about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck

@Christiana1987 After watching this every wedding I attend will seem crap. The only perks of the weddings I go to is free jollof rice and supermalt.

about 16 hours ago via web

@OfficialKojo I have to say Kate is a very beautiful girl and I'm actually happy for her! Glad she met William and not Joey Essex! #RoyalWedding

about 16 hours ago via web

@OfficialKojo Why did William go for a regular girl man! That's just put bare pressure on the man dem. Ladies don't be expecting all this. #RoyalWedding

about 16 hours ago via web

@BigJooceBabaaay Sooooo is there an after party!? People in the crowd are going crazy like they are invited!

about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@tawandaswag #RoyalWedding after party at monako =D

@OfficialKojo It was supposed to rain today! You knw they got money when they can pay to change the weather! #RoyalWedding

about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@NiseyMiyake Inga people have travelled from far to see this royal kiss. Saka mauya kuzoona tsvodi chete?? #RoyalWedding

about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPad

@Kimona_khai: That kiss just told me lot ,their sexlife is gonna be as dull as f***k

about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@BigJooceBabaaay Were u guys expecting her to pop a titty or something?! RT @Chrisposure: GHEYI RT @ThatKindaParty: Haaaaah!!!! Ndozvanda mirira :-(

about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@ThatKindaParty @BigJooceBabaaay @chrisposure I was waiting for him 2 go on his knees n jus moanz Saa there n there

@ThatKindaParty But did he really jus kiss her lyk THAT tho, I'm actually still not over it!! Bradhi sh*t!!!! #Musorowebangu

@ThatKindaParty Twimobos musatye!! On my star studded wedding I will tih the sh*t outta my aaaarem, make u feel uncomfortable n sh*t :)

about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@DaDutchessHazel I actually feel for the nuccas dat had whipped out some lotion n baby wipes for that kiss. #Late for ya'll.

about 13 hours ago via Mobile Web

@tahku25: Hahaha the queen was like, haiwa chipindayi mumba imi looooooool”

about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@ThatKindaParty Inini I wanted something outta Emmanuelle :) RT @kina_big: Sha y du u black oans want a long tee!!? This ain no sunset beach!

about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@ThatKindaParty Hahahaha ATLEAST Sha :) RT @kina_big: @ThatKindaParty hahaha nyara sha!! But he should have gripd the saa!!

about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@kina_big: @ThatKindaParty HAHA!!!! aiwa hanzi widzo akapenga!! Hanzi he doesnt mess mumablankets

@ThatKindaParty @kina_big manje andisikuBelivah!!! Tym Tym Widzo is a 5min man, prob even 2mins nhasi seeing as he is so excited

@kina_big: @ThatKindaParty widzo anobauda blaz!!

about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

@ThatKindaParty @BigJooceBabaaay @10_over_10 @pana007allday kakakaka tym tym Widza Hana kana basa yekumupisira neBlumby, anongodya chete, mhata neMhata :)

@MaxwellPlease Harry would have given us a Royal spectacle lol

about 13 hours ago via ÜberSocial

@TheGobbla Harry is just waiting for the Queen to retire n he can bring out his black girlfriend!!! :) #ISeeYouDawg

about 14 hours ago via ÜberSocial

#MusicMonday 18/01/10

Music Monday is a Trending Topic on twitter were you say what songs you've been feeling or what songs people shud get invvolved in, normally new new songs but they can be old songs too so yeh, here is my top 10 #MM songs for all my TKP supporters.... Get INVOLVED :-)

1. Plies Ft Keri Hilson - Medicine..... This song is my hit right now, Keri Hilson is jus toooooooo bad, lyk Plies shudnt even be on here, he is jus wastin tym till the hook comes, I hate that I have to lyk a Plies song but Miss Keri Baby and the person that produced the beat left me no choice :-(


2. Usher Ft Nicki Minaj - Little Freak...... Usher is seriously GOING INNNNNN on his latest album Raymond Vs Raymond.... This song is jus 10Bad, its jus so damn sexy n ofcos Nicki Minaj had to be on it, noone else could have been on this besides Miss Minaj :-) "Im plottin on how I can take Cassie away from Diddy" :-)WoW!!!!!!.... The ONLY thing im mad at is he dint put a double/triple hook at the end coz it was VERY necessary :-)


3. Trina Ft Diddy & Keri Hilson - Million Dollar Girl...... Looks lyk the bad bytch Trina is tryna make a come back n wit this song she def gon do it... as always Miss Keri BayB smashes the hook, lyk she is jus so damn dope, good singer and fine as f*** too, wher they make them lyk her?!?!?! Ofcos Papa Diddy Pap had to add his touch to ensure this was def a hit :-).. "Can't Stop Won't Stop" :-)


4. Kevin Rudolf Ft Lil Wayne, Birdman & Jay Sean - I Made It...... Cash Money/Young Money is the baddest group/label right now not including the bigger labels lyk Interscope & Def Jam, This Kevin Rudolf jug maybe white and rocky but he def slides in my books.... the beat is dooooooooooope but more importantly the hook is jus so damn catchy and as always Weezy's lyrics will have u lyk WoW!!! "Ball We Gettin Money Lyk We Jus Found Oil" WaaaaaaaaaoooooooW!!!! Who SAYS That :-)


5. Diddy Ft Dawn Richards - Hair Down..... I dunno why people insist on hatin on Papa Diddy Pap e.g. (http://bigheadcozigotalotonmymind.blogspot.com/ & http://dzuesspace.blogspot.com/) in the coporate world he is a Lege n when it comes to makin hits he is a Lege too, this song is so dope.... I mean the beat is okay but the lyrics n the hook!!! GOSH!!!! I mean he made a hit talkin about hair!! (Bvudzi) Com'on Son *Clap For Him*


6. Timbaland Ft Bran Nu - Meet In The Middle..... One of the best songs on Timbo's new album and it features brandy who aint singing #canyouimagine :-)..... The lyrical content touches on a lot of relationships of today so enjooooooy :-)


7. Usher - Stay Down..... This song is jus *sigh's) Its so damn dope, lyk it was my song for the WHOLE of December..... Danja is on the beat which is dope n Usher is really bringing it, His album might 'Raymond Vs Raymond' jus might be a big big deal :-)


8. Juan 'Go Getta' Vu Ft Bubs - Doing My Thang..... This song is WoW and im not jus sayin that coz its straight outta DT Entatainment (Which im very proud of) but yeh, have a listen, the beat is Bananaz, The hook is jus WoW! n the verse's are dope too, get involved people, ©ThatKindaParty/DreamTeam Entatainment


9. Tiffany Evans - Whats Your Name...... This song is so damn sill
y but its so damn catchy at the same time :-) "Hie My Name Is Tiffay" :-)


10. Jay-Z - Ghetto Techno..... This is a track that didnt make Blueprint 3 which is very unfortunate coz its a good look.... produced by Timbaland this track would have so ROCKED the club :-)


©ThatKindaParty/DreamTeam Entatainment

Review - Alicia Keys 'The Element Of Freedom'

Album Review By Kosh Mwamuka

Alicia Keys – The Element of Freedom

A – 84%

Alicia Keys has finally found love. The R&B/Soul superstar has often referenced themes of love found, lost, then found again over the last 8 years and 3 albums however, until now, Keys has never been involved in a serious relationship. Today, however, she is smitten with Hip-Hop super-producer Kaseem ‘Swizz Beatz’ Dean (Beyonce – Get Me Bodied; Eve – Tambourine; Jay-Z – On To the Next One) and on Keys’ fourth album this new found love is apparent. On this EP, Keys has expanded her musical palette straying away from her traditional Nina Simone, Aretha Franklin-esque classic soul sound into a more futuristic synth-heavy sound, and the results have not disappointed.

The first single ‘ Doesn’t Mean Anything’ follows Keys’ traditional formula, acoustic piano and simple kick-snare-tambourine pattern along with a big sounding melodic chorus, and was lapped up by critics (as most Alicia Keys songs are). She collaborated with her usual ‘partner in crime’ Kerry ‘Krucial’ Brothers who helped pen previous hits ‘Superwoman’, ‘Karma’ and worldwide hit ‘No One’, so it was somewhat surprising that this song is Keys’ lowest charting single to date. This may be down to her heavily-processed vocals which partly remove the natural quality of Keys’ previous hits. However, despite this disappointment, the second single ‘Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart’ is incredible. So incredible, actually, I have even heard grown men singing it on the train (not very well, I must add). But once you hear it you won’t be surprised, this song is a collage of innovative, ground-breaking music past and present. The track opens with a cinematic synthesizer that sounds straight out of a Star Wars movie. Love interest Swizz Beatz’ influence is evident in a programmed drum & percussion pattern reminiscent of the old Run DMC, Public Enemy beats that Keys no doubt was exposed to growing up in the infamous ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ area of New York. An organ opens the first verse and continues throughout the verse in a chord progression that is easily the best we have heard in popular music since Ryan Tedder’s (OneRepublic) piano in Beyonce’s ‘Halo’. 808 & Heartbreak co-producer Jeff Bhasker then brings the same avant-garde creativity that made Kanye West’s album the masterpiece it was with an a 80’s synth that would shoot a plane out of the sky as Keys bellows “Tonight, i’m gonna find a way to make it, without you.” All these wide-ranging influences make this song an instant classic and it only gets better with every listen. The only thing missing is a Purple Rain-esque guitar solo, however (somewhat fittingly), Keys closes with a piano-vocal solo that not only shows off her finger-dexterity but also her vocal range.

Other gems off the album include another Swizz Beatz, Jeff Bhasker and Keys collaboration ‘Wait Til You See My Smile’ which is in a similar vein to ‘Sleeping with a Broken Heart’, synth-heavy with a booming drum pattern that comes in at the beginning of the second verse, and closes with Swizzy at his best with an incredible snare-tom-cymbal sequence. ‘Un-Thinkable’ is an epic ballad based on a man and woman’s first time getting intimate with backing vocals provided by 2009’s most promising act Drake. ‘Put it in a Love Song’ features the world’s biggest star Beyonce and opens more like a Beyonce-Swizz Beatz collaboration off 2007’s B’Day rather than a Keys song. However, the trademark Keys piano comes in and makes the song undeniably hers. Possibly a future hit, it has all the right ingredients. Darker themes are touched-upon in ‘Love Is Blind’, an ode to 1980’s Sade, a song in which Keys sings, over widely panned instrumental loops reminiscent of The Beatles albums when stereo mixing first began, “All of my friends think i’m crazy, but I don’t care. I’m over the edge, no turning back. Belong to you I swear.” On ‘Love is my Disease’, Keys again touches-upon the lack of control one feels when in love over a Caribbean sounding track. The remaining songs also reference love but in a more positive light, and it must be said, this album has no weak songs, they all carry a message described well due to great writing and production. However, not all the bases were covered, the natural soul feel of early Kanye West produced hit ‘You Don’t Know My Name’ is missing and it shows. Keys ultimately closes the album with her solo version of the Blueprint 3 hit ‘Empire State of Mind’. Fittingly it is Keys, with her loyal companion (her piano of course), proudly singing over light percussion about the city that made her who she is. In a contemporary music industry flooded with bubble gum songs that are instantly forgettable, there is atleast a few artists we can still bet the mortgage on to deliver fantastic albums. Keys is one of them. ‘Empire State of Mind (Part 2)’ ultimately builds into a triumphant harmony-filled, live drum, string and bass ending...

Let’s hear it for New York.

Xclusive - Diamonds....Are A Girls Bestfriends (Official Video)

4Da Goons & Da Glamorous Vol 1 Intro

Have a listen good people, the album and video are done diddy n everything lookin the bomb diggidy :-)Here is a lil teaser so u have a feel of what to expect...... Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

Juelz Santana - Back To The Crib (Official Video)

WoW!!!!! This vid is jus so damn cool.... well its so damn cool coz these people had a ball making it, check for Banks, Yayo, Jim Jones & Skull Gang, They all got cameo's

Guy Has Sex During Interview

This is jus WoW!!! I Jus had to share this wit ya'll.... lyk wow, its seriously jus DIFFERENT

Say Something (Making The Video)

The main chick with Timbaland is kinda SERIOUSSSSS n Timbo is sooooo about to make her famous, Its So DAMN unfortunate, can I BE in the video :-)

Timbaland Ft. Drake - Say Something Official Video

Second Single off Timbaland's highly anticipated album SHOCK VALUE 2.
Track is soooo dope but video could have been better....It has no point, lol.

Robin Thicke Ft Jay-Z - Meiple

So I Lyked Robin Thicke before but now he is now UP THERE in my books, this song here that he did wit Jay is BANANAZZZZZ, Jay Went INNNNNNNNN "Black Brigitte Bardot BEYONCEEEE" WHAT!!!! These two dudes wher sooooo cool on this track, sooo cool go to this link to hear it coz WoW http://hiphopruckus.com/2009/11/robin-thicke-meiple-with-jay-z.html/



Thought i'd throw in a pic of Brigitte Bardot in here for u toooo, google her

Tiger Woods Situation

So first I seriously did not know his real name was Tiger but anyhu so yeh, I kinda find this dudes situation a lil funnu, he is jus so wack, lyk how u gon go from beign caught with one to being caught with 7 different girls, lyk com'on son!!!! anyhu those that aint heard the voicemail he left here it is for you, tooooooooooo funny, lyk WHO leaves voicemails.... peeps do need to get off his sh*t tho, actin lyk he is the first person to have cheated, ahhhhh, it was not long ago that Bill Clinton was doinghis thang

Twitter Going Innnnn No 1 #Whywomencheat & #Whymencheat

So all of ya'll that aint on twitter you are seriously missing out, Twitter is the BOMB DIGGIDY. anyhu, ima share with all ya'll that aren't on twitter but follow my blog some of the things u are missing. There are TT's which are called Trending Topics and basically they are lyk topics u can tweet about if u find urself with tym on ur hands or if they apply to u etc. The is a section on twitter with all the current TT's and they are usually demonstrated with a # infront of the word or words.

I personally am a clown n talk shyt on twitter all damn day so neer take me seriously, its all jus for fuuuuuuunnnnnnn :-).... ima share my ones n the ones that spark my lyf :-)

Key:

TT = Trending Topiuc, Normally Has a # Infront of a word or words
RT = Retweet - When You Repost Something someone says
# = A # infront of a word or words is normally a Trending Topic (TT)

#whywomencheat bcoz wen u finished gettin it in she was lyk WTF Man!!! Get Off Me!!!!!!
8:44 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon


#whywomencheat bcoz u needed a GPRS to find ur way downtown :) 8:40 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

Kanye #whywomencheat bcoz u don't have a firm grip on that bytch... Don't fight..Don't argue, jus beat that bytch wit a bottle
8:38 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

Dre from 'Cool n Dre' #whywomencheat bcoz she is trying to further her career n u clearly cudnt do it 8:36 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

The Dream #whywomencheat bcoz She wanted weezy's baby
8:35 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz her friends keep tellin her u are a scrub :)
8:33 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

Mr Braxton #whywomencheat bcoz u are Mr Braxton, lyk cud u not be ur own person :) smh
8:31 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

Mr Braxton #whywomencheat bcoz he was lyk "go girl, it's ur birthday open wide, I know you're thirsty"
8:30 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz @SongzYuuup was lyk "You Wud Think I Invented Sex"
8:29 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz u made her pregnant n you're broke
8:28 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz she has to finish herself off EVERYTIME!!!!
8:27 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz u cried after sex
8:26 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

Russle Simmons #whywomencheat lets face it Russ, lyk r u REALLY capable of handling Kimora????
8:21 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz the X-Man is in town
8:20 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz she got that Case of the Ex
8:19 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz u are always out on business damit, I need to f*** too, SHEEEET!!
8:18 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz ur bff told me u wer cheating <~ YEAH, ofcos he said that, it was so he cud smash Don't you get it!!!!
8:16 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

Zim #whywomencheat bcoz his dad was part of ENG
8:15 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

Zim #whywomencheat bcoz he took me to the food court in his dads mercedes when u said u had no fuel
8:13 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat coz men BEEN cheating.... Ladies been on their equal opportunities sh*t since YESTERDAY!!!!
8:11 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz she had to say *stop teasing me n put it in* wen u wer deep in <~ Drake voice
8:10 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz when u tried to hit from the back you cudnt.... <~ no no don't blame her ass
8:08 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz u refuse to go deep sea fishing <~ girls be needing that brain to u know
8:07 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz *sings lyk lil boy* my d***s better then ur d*** my d***s better then ur d*** :)
8:06 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz u don't be knowing ur stroke number :)
8:03 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz u were too busy worrying about u cumin n 4got her <~ ladies need ta cum too you know
5:47 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

#whywomencheat bcoz u are jus not that good homie
5:45 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon

Facebook & Twitter Addiction

So most of the world are addicted to social networking sites myself included (n you reading this too don't even try think you're not addicted bcoz YOU ARE) but anyhu yeh, as addicted as I am to twitter im still not ass bad as these two, WoW!! Lyk SERIOUSLY!! Wher They Do That At?!?!?!?

Rodney 'Darkchild' Jerkins Making A Beat

This is jus BANANAZZZZZ!!!! the way he made this beat so quickly is unbelieveable, WoW!!!

Snoop Dogg Navigation

Sooooo Snoop Dogg is clearly a SERIOUS guy! there is a TomTom GPRS with his voice on it, I was lyk WoW!!!! im still trying to digest how Snoop of ALLLLL people manage to get this gig.

Kobe Doing His Thing

I jus had to put hti sup, That is why his aas is PAID!!!!

Music Monday 23/11/09

Music Monday is a Trending Topic on twitter were you say what songs you've been feeling or what songs people shud get invvolved in, normally new new songs but they can be old songs too so yeh, here is my ~MM for all my TKP supporters

50 Cent - Do You Think About Me... This song is FIIIIIRE!!!! This is my song of the moment, people are sayin his album is sh*t but his first 2 singls are the BIZNESSSSSS!!!!


Travis Barker - Forever Remix..... This is the BADDESSSSSST Remix, "I Want This Sh*t Forever Man"


Jennifer Lopez - Louboutins.... This song is f***** the BIZNESS!!!!! I ewanna go buy my girl Louboutins jus so she can throw them on :-)


Rihanna Ft Justin Timberlake - Hole In My Head.... Rih Rih is really going in on this new album.... WoW!!!! Yeeeeeeesssssssss "I Got A Hole In My Head"


Jennifer Lopez Ft Pitbull - Fresh Out The Oven.... This song aint really nice for me but i know its prob gon rock the charts so here u go


50 Cent Ft Eminem - Psycho.... My Dude Juan Go Getta Vu told me about this song a min ago but I was lyk psssht, after listening to it again im lyk WoW!!! They Both Went Innnnnnnn!!!!!


Usher - She Don't Know..... 1stly This beat is BANANAZ!!!! Bangladash went innnn n yeh, the song is dope too, Usher album is sounding promising..


Lloyd Ft Niki Minaj & J Holiday - Take It Off..... Tuuuune Blud!!! Lloyd is a SERIOUS dude n he is officially off Murder Inc!!! Yeeeeeesssss!!!!!


B.G. My Hood..... The beat is BAD!!! Clap For Manie Fresh.... The actual track is aiiiiite


Toni Braxton Ft Trey Songz - Yesterday..... This song is dopem t he concept n everything is jus a good look.... the only prob is everytime I listen to this song I think of the fact that they kissed n that Tramaine basically broke up a happy home


Drake Ft Colin Munroe - Runaway Girl This song is okay, jus about OKAY, he better come harder for his album coz this is not good enough.... This Munroe dude killed the chorus tho


Young Money Ft Lloyd - Bedrock - This song is dooooooooope, Young Money Is A F***** Serious Label.... In Other news this is the same track that Omarion was on, looks lyk the remade it n took Omarion's snitchin ass off


Maino - Make A Movie..... This song is for all the stripper loverz n strip club attendies :-)


Boby Valentino Ft NORE & Miss Dade County - No More..... Bobby Valentino KILLED The chorus, My goodness, as for the verses they are aiiite.... Miss Dade County did her thang (Im Biased Coz I Love Her)

Dj Kay Slay Ft Ray J, Yo Gotti & Busta Rhymes - BlockStars (Official Video)

I put this song up a minute ago, lyk prob 3 months ago n turns out there is a vid for it.... the vid is so damn hood, Im not sure how Ray J managed to get on this track coz I know Ray J aint hood for sh*t.....

Beyonce Ft Lady Gaga - Video Phone (Official Video)

Beyonce is lookin all so mighty fine in this vid, its so UNFAIR!!!!! How Jay scored i'll never know, lyk I know Jay is cool n all but NOOOO, B is jus toooooooo much

Baby Weezy Skit

hahahahaha, this is tooooooo funny, they so nailed this one :-)hahahaha Can YOU Imagine!!!!

Miss Dade County

So I was jus on twitter minding my own damn business..... well maybe not minding my own business but staying outta trouble nonetheless..... sooo im chillin n I see bow wow keeps tweeting this @missdadecounty person n he is talking about all kinds of sex this n sex that so im lyk Yo, lemme see who this is that bow wow is admiting to have smashed.... so I clicked on her profile n saw her pik n then went to her myspace and WoW, Jus WaaaaaoooooW!!!! i Threw Lauren London in the bin straight away, she is so DAMN fine!!!! WoW! Wen I'm famous ima def holla at her FIRST!!!!, she is a video girl/rapper/model etc and she's been in the vids listed below so check for her.... In the I Won't Tell Vid Bow Wow is in the vid too so im thinking maybe thats wer he met her

Fat Joe - Make It Rain Remix
Fat Joe - I Won't Tell
Fat Joe - You Aint Saying Nothing
Nelly - Here I Am
Day 26 - Ima Put It On You
David Banner - 9MM
Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss
T.I. - Top Back Remix
Clipse - Wamp Wamp
Ray J Sexy Can I
Flo-Rida - Elevator

Jamie Kisses Halle Berreeeeeeh Halle Berry

So I dunno how I missed this but this is so damn unfair, Jamie Foxx is at SHIMON (having a good time) its a lil old n I dunno wat its all about, ima holla at @Dadi_kissesxo n find out the low down coz I got the vid from her so wen I do, You'll know

Diiddy Doing His Bday Dance

This vid makes me sooooo happy ufunge (you know) Diddy's bday is a couple of hours b4 mine and we had the same bday song aaaaaand I had a bday dance too which ima upload for ya'll soon :-)..... "Yo Baby Wats Ur Name"

Auto Tunes Babies

The Kanye part is funny then it jus gets annoyin but check it out anyway :-)

Mariah Carey - I Want To Know What Love Is

This song is soooo dope, I remember it from my church going days :-)..... This is the second single after obsessed from Mariah's new album...... Mariah really went in, GOSH!!!! The link below is the vid



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aiuX4LBBzE