The Morning After

After going out whether it be to a club, house party, pub etc do you not just hate the feeling you feel the morning after.

I am one person that used to suffer all the damn tym the morning after a night of drinking but I think I’ve finally found the remedy to prevent a hangova….. wait 4 it waaaaaait 4 it….. DON’T DRINK!!!!! (Hahahaha my friends would make me take a shot jus for uterin out such FOOLISHNESS) okay, 4real 4real, I got 3 steps that I find very useful in ensuring I wake up fresher then I was the day b4 ;-)
NB: Girls that are always showing off about heeeeh I never get a hangova wat wat wat that’s coz u aint drinking boo boo, one glass n you’re already tipsy is NOT Drinking 

Step 1: make sure you have ATLEAST one proper meal, if you can Africans you shud have sadza or fufu (dunno wat its called in the rest of the Africa) for everyone ele if you don’t have an African friend have mash potatoes or sum’tin.

Step 2: I know a lot of us are on a student budget but that is NO keyword being “NO” excuse to get f*** up on £3. Lyk £3 REEEally!!!!! My dudes and dudettes, Goons & Goonette’s, you will die LITERALLY! tesco voldka or sainsbury’s brandy or off licence cider is jus not crucial so please, even if it means you’re sacrificing something then please, DO IT

Step 3: after the club or when ever you’ve decided that you’re done drinking then make sure you have food, not a snack, FOOOOOOOD, Go to Donald’s Fried Chicken or Kase’s 2 for 1 Pizza, something!!!! N stuff yourself 3bad n then after have atleast a litre of water

N there you have it, the 3 steps that’ll have u feeling fresher then the Johnson & Johnson Bhebhe  the next day 

If you do all the above n still wake up feeling lyk death then its jus LATE for you 
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