Memories From A Real Woman

Sooooooo basically even tho this post was not the 100th blog I still felt it was jus toooooo serious to not come up (not that everyone else's posts weren't serious) but yeh, this def had to come up so thanks to "A Real Woman" (Not sure if I can put her name up on this bytch) for entertaining us :-)

"Anyhoo, I felt it necessary to give the ground rules for CLUB ETIQUETTE so we can stay having THAT KINDA PARTY! Consider it memoirs from a real woman!

# 1: Ladies I do not care how much dancing you done and I understand that after a long night shoes may be the last thing you want to have on… but you BEST not take your shoes off! Bare feet will get you no kinda treat!

#2: Gentleman, You see me dancing right… You see my booty and not my face right? You coming up behind me and you still don’t see my face right! Well you seem to be confused on what that means… allow me to help you decipher this code…. Aint feeling you, RESPECT THE TAPOUT!!!

#3: Ladies and gentlemen, I know it’s dark but if you have never gotten a girl or guy that looks like the one you tryna holler at, no amount of Tequila shots, grey goose, shoo not even ciroc can make it THAT KINDA PARTY for you!

#4: Speaking of hollering at someone, IT’S A DAWG ON CLUB! Why y’all tryna find out each other’s life stories and what not, the DJ aint gonna turn the music down to cater to y’all. So stop tryna SHOUT in people’s ears especially when lollipop is playing! I mean HELLO; I don’t wanna hear how u know how to lick it too… U still aint no Weezy!

#5: Last but not least LADIES, I know we overwhelmed by SEX in our generation but grinding on each other, and all that y’all be doing in the name of SEDUCTION is not Sexy! If he didn’t see you when you were shaking your monkey by the speaker, then he is definitely gonna keep it pushing when you dry hump your homegirl! SMH!

…..Now that you know, Party hard! Turn your Swag on… and make everyday THAT KINDA PARTY!!!!"

100th Blog = Ciroc Vs Grey Goose

Dear Mr ‘That Kinda Party’

I am writing this letter as a formal response to what the, ‘100th That Kinda Party, post should be on. As momentous as the occassion is, I feel it should be seen as a celebration and what is a celebration without alcoholic beverages for social indulgence? With this in mind I have decided to make this post about the very crucial and much debated topic of Ciroc vs Grey Goose.

Now it would not be befitting for me to both applaud and critique both vodkas without doing in depth research. This undertaking has lead to my outgoings supersceding my in flows, as well as many long nights and shorter mornings, however I had to be dedicated to the cause. After the release ot the single, ‘BLAME IT’ by Jamie Foxx, Grey Goose became the most popular drink you could buy, assuming you attended clubs and bars that had enough swagger, (or SWAGGA as pronounced amongst the hip hop youth) to even sell the drink. I found that it was worth all the hype it had received and was genereally accepted by my liver without rejection, for fear of alcohol poisening. I enjoyed it most with a chaser, preferably cranberry, or when i really wanted to be wild, redbull. I also had it straight however i still felt that burn that is resented and feared by most when having a shot, and this made me question the statement by Grey Goose, ‘The Worlds Best Selling Vodka’. I mean if I wanted to feel a burn I would have just ordered tequilla and paid half the price for the shot.

I then turned my research to Ciroc Vodka which has been advertised mainly by hip hop legend Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs. Straight away I was taken in by the look of the bottle, not saying Grey Goose did not have Swagga, however the elegance of Ciroc made it all that much tempting to taste its contents. Upon consumption I felt a delight that alcoholics rarely feel due to so a high alcohol intake. It was trully something new and foreign. When mixed with chaser, its presence was subtle however its effect imminant. However I was most taken by how smooth the shot was. When I say smooth I mean smoother than a babys bottom kind of smooth. I had to call the bar tender back and ask for my money back because I thought he had given me water with a twist by mistake. However, I ofcourse was mistaken and it had indeed been a straight up shot of Ciroc andas Mr Santana once said, ‘I indeed wanted to get another shot of that Ciroc in Me’. I did not have that usual scrunching up of my eyes in that moment of burn in my mouth, instead a steady transition from my lips to my stomach.

Without sounding too biast I decided to do a table to measure up the results and they are thus shown below: Please note all ratings are out of ten.


Going from the results it is my strongest opinion that Ciroc out classes Grey Goose, be it trying to celebrate an occassion, just a good night out or trying to impress in business or social situations, Ciroc will take you that much further and in my opinion is the reason business mogal Diddy got involved with it. For those who feel like the amount of times alcohol is distilled is just for advertising or certification, please know that you are terribly mistaken, there is a reason Ciroc tastes the way it does after having been distilled five, yes, five times, whilst Grey Goose is similar to Smirnoff vodka which is distilled a very average amount of times, three.

That said i hope that I have provided you with a captivating topic for your 100th post and can only hope that celebrations for it will be spent with bottles of Ciroc and not Grey Goose... however nothing stops you from having both clearly that would make it, ‘THAT KINDA PARTY’ JAMIE FOXX OR DIDDY..the choice is yours.


Your faithfully

MR SWAGGA ON A TRILLION

P.s. Its THAT KINDA PARTY BAYBAAAY

100th Post Get INVOLVED :-)

Hey Heeeeeey People

So basically this here is my 99th blog post therefore making the next one my 100th blog post so I decided that because ya'll are all so nice and you take the tym out to actually read/follow my blog one of you should be the one to have the 100th blog post.

Basically all u gotta do is email me what u feel should be the 100th blog post, lyk it can be ANYYYYYYTHANG, anything literally, a picture, a video, a conversation, a note something funny etc. The only thing u can't do is give me a topic to write about, if u feel for example the 100th post should be about hoe bags or cheaters etc then write about it and email it to me. The best post shall get a lil something something where ever u are in the world, if u not in england it might take a few days to get to u but you'll ge it :-)..... so yeh, Lets Get Involved people :-).... ima give ya'll 7 days so yeh, on Tuesday the 22nd ima put the post up and make arrangements to give u ur lil something something :-)

email it to
thatkindaparty@gmail.com or
dtentatainment09@gmail.com

Remember it can be anythaaaaaaang :-)

Jamie Foxx Interview

Okay, first off I dunno how I feel about puttin this pik of Jamie up on my blog, lyk I know all the laaaaaydies are going to jus "jizz in their panties" when they see this so here is my disclaimer b4 people get carried away ;-): I am NOT homosexual, I do NOT lyk Jamie Foxx's lyk That, its really NOT That Kinda Party ova here and This is the first and LAST tym Ima have someones Dingo on my blog....

anyhu so yeh, as u saw Jamie is kinda packin STILL, that is the pik he is talkin about int he interview below.... What he says about Nick Cannon is too funny as well but I won't spoil it for ya'lls o yeh, jus sit back and enjoy :-)

Diddy - Love Come Down

OBVIOUSLY!!!!! Its a hit coz Papa Diddy Pap is on it "take that, take that" :-) but honestly I think he could have used the jay sample better, I am a bit disappointed at that but regardless it is a tuuuuune, the beat, the concept, the vibe etc, its that Dirty Money shyt :-).... Get Involved!!!!! :-)

Lasttraintoparis.com, Get On or Get Off

Jay-Z Performs At The Dj Hero/Myspace Show

Jay doing the damn thing to promote Blue Print 3.... Make sure ya'll go out and buy the record, don't downlaod :-)

T-Pain Explains Why He Dissed Jay

*****LISTEN TO POST BELOW FIRST!!!!!!*****

Fabolous Goes In On T-Pain & Then Apologises After

So! I know alot of u think blah blah blah twitter is GAY etc but NO! u really need to get involved, I was jus lyk u until I myself got involved..... So im on tweeter jus Tweetin away when Fab says on his twitter page he got word that T-Pain said "f*** fab". This is after T-Pain had said the day before in a club that fab was in "F*** Jay-Z" (I assume he felt D.O.A) was a shot at him. So fab thot that if he cud go in on Jay it is very possible that he cud go in on fab.... so fab started a trending topic on twitter called "#painbetter" (FYI a trending topic is when there is something that is talked/tweeted alot on twitter) below is wat fab was sayin on his twitter page, :-) Tooooo Funny, the whole tym I was laughin my ass off lyk WaaaaaoooooW!!!!!

#tpainbetter thank me.. he's #1 TT.. the only place his name gonna b #1 for a lonnnggggggg time!10:58 PM Sep 8th from web

#tpainbetter apologize & blame it on the al-a-a-al-a-al-cohol10:57 PM Sep 8th from web

#tpainbetter stop singin in the fan... that aint talent we can all do that..10:56 PM Sep 8th from web

#tpainbetter audition to be a California Raisin.. He's done!10:53 PM Sep 8th from web

#uknowhowiknowuregay cuz u do a song wit Lil Wayne & change ur name to T-Wayne...eeeel10:51 PM Sep 8th from web

#tpainbetter stop playin for JayZ buys every autotune machine in the world & end his career...10:48 PM Sep 8th from web

#tpainbetter give Mr. Monopoly back his top hats!!10:44 PM Sep 8th from web

After D.O.A., #tpainbetter not be mad, UPS is hiring!!10:43 PM Sep 8th from web

So after all that banter Fab finds out that T-Pain doesn't even exist on twitter n so he went on Angie Martinez and clearled the air.....

A Guy For A day

Laaaaaaaaaydies!!!!! If You Could Be A Guy For A Day, A Whole 24hrs What Is The First Thing You Would Do???

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50 Cent - Flight 187

Yo!!!!! this song is not even that good but im kinda diggin the video tho, I lyk the whole concept etc :-).... gone are the days when everytym 50 drop'd a new joint it was fire :-)



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Trey Songz - Say Ah

This song is tooooooooo sexy, once again Tramaine has jus got too much SWAGGAH!!!! :-)



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Can YOU Imagine!!!!!!

Can YOU Imagine!!!!! How Cool Is Bow Wow!!!! WaaaaoooooW!!!!!! I was so shy for Tyra tho but Bow Wizzle is faaaaar too cool

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Dirty Money Ft Biggie - Angels

Do U remember my blog about Dirty Money???? if not go refresh ur memory, they have a single and its from the Last Train To Paris album which is Diddy's album for those who don't know. I heard this single lyk a month ago coz it was on youtube for a couple of seconds b4 it was removed, I kept thinking I wish I had save it onto my comp coz i've BEEN waiting for them to re-release it :-) The album is going to be serious so ya'll save ur pennies n go buy it, u don't want to be downloading this 1 :-).



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Its NOT That Kinda Party For Chelsea

Chelsea have been banned by Fifa from signing any new players for an entire year.

The unprecedented punishment comes after world football's governing body judged them to have "induced" a young French player to breach his contract in order to move to the club last year.
Chelsea are expected to appeal the decision that blocks them from trading players in either of the next two transfer 'windows'.
The Premier League club will have to wait until January 2011 before adding new names to their lavishly-acquired squad.
FIFA's Dispute Resolution Chamber made the ruling after French club Lens complained teenage striker Gael Kakuta was encouraged to break his contract in order to move to London in 2008.
Chelsea and Kakuta were also hit with a joint £680,000 compensation fine.

In addition, Chelsea have been ordered to pay Lens £114,000 as a "training fee".
Kakuta, an 18-year-old France youth international, is also banned from playing any matches "worldwide" for four months.
Fifa's DRC clarified: "Chelsea are banned from registering any new players, either nationally or internationally, for the two next entire and consecutive registration periods following the notification of the present decision."
The club were deemed to have broken Article 17 paragraphs three and four of Fifa's Regulations on the Status and Transfer of Players.
The rule reads: "It shall be presumed, unless established to the contrary, that any club signing a professional who has terminated his contract without just cause has induced that professional to commit a breach.
"The club shall be banned from registering any new players, either nationally or internationally, for two registration periods."

I Personally do not think Fifa will maintain this, this is jus tooooooo much and plus Roman Abramovich will make that whole fifa bored see fire, people will jus start having random accidents n shyt

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Drake Ft Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem

Oh my good goody gosh!!!!! WaaaaaaoooooW!!!!!!! This song is Mooooore then a big deal, they all went in hard except for Wayne, I think his verse was jus GAAAAAY!!!!!!! But yeh, please share who u think had the hotest flow..... End of summer banger, "I used to want this thing forever ya'll can have it back" :-)

Drake Ft Trey Songz - Successful (Official Video)

Yo! This is def a step up fromt hat best I ever had shit. (Im talkin video wise) he came thru and the swaggah from both him n Trey is on a zillion, Tramaine once again is jus tooooooo cool..... I really do jus wanna be successful :-)



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Drake Falls On Stage

Yo!!!!! This is really kinda funny, lyk when I saw the tittle I was lyk psssht but yo, its actually kinda hilarious!!!!! -)



I feel bad though, he looks lyk he genuinely got hurt but it was still funnyyyyyy hahahahahahakakakakakaka, That Kinda Party :-)

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Nikki Minaj Record Contract With Young Money

Nikki Minaj retains and owns all of her 360 rights, including merchandising, sponsorships, endorsements, touring and publishing.

I think this is exactly why people are trying to sign with Young Money, Wayne is hooking people up, this is soooo very similar to drakes contract.... anyhu again, sorry to my guy Matt, she is indeed kinda lyk a big deal :-)

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Young Money/Universal

Yo! so im about to either BORE you to death or u are about to be informed. so those that didnt know, Young Money is ONNNN the come up, Young Money Records Is Lil Wayne's record label that is under Universal. In June they were rumours of Omarion joining Young Money Records but it was only offcially officially announced recently on Most Wanted Tour. Here is when he introduced Omarion 2 Young Money



Can YOU Imagine!!!! fyi Bow Wow is now the latest member to be signed to Young Moneeeeey,

Anyhu so yeh shortly after this Omario and Lil Wayne recorded a seong which Omarion APPARENTLY leaked, This is the song below..... I think the song is cool, it cud have been a hit in my opinion.....



Soooooo apparently after this Omarion guy leaked the song he was dropped from the label IMAGINE!!!! Jus lyk that, lyk I feel there has to be more to it but the news is really sayin he was dropped coz he leaked the track, its kinda funny tho, he was signed for lyk a sec n then he was dropped jus lyk that, jus lyk THAT!!!!!! Omarion made a vid claiming he didnt get dropped but left instead *OFCOSSSS he wud say that* :-) but I can't find the video anymore :-(

In Other Young Money News, Nikki Minaj is also officially signed to Young Money now, I need to publicly apologise to my guy Matt, She is indeed kinda FINE STILL!!!!! and for those of u who aint heard her, waaaaaaaooooow!!!! you need to get involved, so damn FREAKY, Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!! Can I Get Involved :-) see the above post to see how she looking lyk :-)

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Ron Browz Opinion On Finding Miss Right In The Club

NO WIFIN IN THE CLUUUUUUUUUUUUB :-)

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Can You Find Miss Right In The Club

Yo!!!! So I know alot of people say that you can't find a/your wife in the club and I think thats false so I thought i'd share my opinion

so yeh, I get that SOME females in the cliub are kinda promiscuous *we don't say hoe's/sluts remember :-)* but yeh, I think the keyword there is some. I go to the club wit female friends all the damn tym (and this is far from biased) but 4real 4real, none of my female friends are promiscuous. I think in terms of the whole u can't find a wifey in the club, for me personally, bashment clubs are the kinda clubs were almost 80% of the tym I will agree wit that statement (I know all bashment females are cursing me right now). My reasoning for this is because Yo! lyk i know girls lyk to dance n eeerythang but some of these dances that take place to bashment songs/in bashment clubs are jus ridiculous, lyk I wud not be able to take a girl seriously whether she was single or not if she was busy sexing on the dance floor, thats jus wroooooong, lyk can u be a lady damit, WHO does that!!!!! there is no way u can come n tell me u are a lady yet u are busy sexing someone on the dancefloor *legs around his waist n all*. lyk Usher said "take it nice & slow" in other words back it up subtlely.

In terms of other clubs lyk jus normal clubs I dnt think the whole u can't find a girl in the club really applies EXCEEEEEEPT when its lyk a chick that is alwaaaaaays, in the club, lyk u know every wednesday she will be in club 'Get Funky for example. Lyk ahhhh, why???? thats jus not sexy, its not about having a chick were eceryone is lyk have u seen Kase's girl, the one that is always in Club Funky, ahhhhhh no THANK YOU, Its NOT That Kinda Party :-), there has to be an extremely good reason lyk u are a promoter or something, SOMETHING, Give me SOMETHING :-)...... Anyhu besides all that, lyk I said, I think it is indeed to find Miss Right In The Club, soemtymz girls lyk to go out wit their girlfriends or maybe they are only out for a celebration or something si yeh, do the damn thing :-)

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Blueprint 3 Rhapsody Commercial

Yo! so if u aint heard already tho I am sure u have, Jay-Z's BP3 is finally here. the youtube commercial below is the rhapsody advert for it, now those that doubted Jay, I mean, tell me who can make an advert lyk that, waaaaaooooow!!!!! anyhu 4real 4real, no downloading is allowed for this album, lyk if u waiting to download it then u are jus a loser coz really, its jus one of those albums u shudnt be downloading......

also if u wanna listen to the album, its out on rhapsody as in yes, the whole album is out n u can hear it, its available for purchase from the 8th of sep if u wanna be the 1st to have the songs

OH! one last thing, can u jus imagine how much money Jay is prob getting for this Rhapsody deal, waaaaaoooow!!!! I hope they release a statement on all the details :-)

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