Sooooooo basically even tho this post was not the 100th blog I still felt it was jus toooooo serious to not come up (not that everyone else's posts weren't serious) but yeh, this def had to come up so thanks to "A Real Woman" (Not sure if I can put her name up on this bytch) for entertaining us :-)
"Anyhoo, I felt it necessary to give the ground rules for CLUB ETIQUETTE so we can stay having THAT KINDA PARTY! Consider it memoirs from a real woman!
# 1: Ladies I do not care how much dancing you done and I understand that after a long night shoes may be the last thing you want to have on… but you BEST not take your shoes off! Bare feet will get you no kinda treat!
#2: Gentleman, You see me dancing right… You see my booty and not my face right? You coming up behind me and you still don’t see my face right! Well you seem to be confused on what that means… allow me to help you decipher this code…. Aint feeling you, RESPECT THE TAPOUT!!!
#3: Ladies and gentlemen, I know it’s dark but if you have never gotten a girl or guy that looks like the one you tryna holler at, no amount of Tequila shots, grey goose, shoo not even ciroc can make it THAT KINDA PARTY for you!
#4: Speaking of hollering at someone, IT’S A DAWG ON CLUB! Why y’all tryna find out each other’s life stories and what not, the DJ aint gonna turn the music down to cater to y’all. So stop tryna SHOUT in people’s ears especially when lollipop is playing! I mean HELLO; I don’t wanna hear how u know how to lick it too… U still aint no Weezy!
#5: Last but not least LADIES, I know we overwhelmed by SEX in our generation but grinding on each other, and all that y’all be doing in the name of SEDUCTION is not Sexy! If he didn’t see you when you were shaking your monkey by the speaker, then he is definitely gonna keep it pushing when you dry hump your homegirl! SMH!
…..Now that you know, Party hard! Turn your Swag on… and make everyday THAT KINDA PARTY!!!!"
kase ka! you are TOOO DAMN REAL! but i agree with you. hahaha, WOAOW!
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